If this isn’t the cleverest way to introduce a new piece of clothing I don’t know what is. Maybe I’m just biased because they’re dancing. As for the pants in mainstream fashion, you be the judge. Europe has been voting Hammer pants into every realm of fierceness for months, but what’s the verdict in the good ole U.S.A.? After all, who better to judge than you stylish of Cut & Sewn?..

 If you’re not ready for all that, try out the Harem pant. It has a similar cut but with less volume, and less bust-a-move incentive.

Silence & Noise Harem Pant

If you thought you knew what a one man show was, you don’t! Swedish singer Theresa Andersson is redefining everything about being a solo artist with her fancy foot work and gadgets producing the hottest new sound out there. Get this, she makes all her own music in the corner of her kitchen!

Theresa moved to New Orleans in 1990 with a band but is proving that her feet are the only band necessary. Well, that and these things called loop pedals to fabricate a track of sounds and vocals that makes you tilt your head to the side and slightly squint, secretly wish you were her, and wonder how she does it. In the mean time you’ll be tapping your own feet to her blissfully energetic music. Seriously. See for yourself.

Granted this chick has got it goin’ on, there is one major thing wrong with this picture. Where is her Cut & Sewn tee? We’ll see if she can wear one on her next video maybe in the living room, you know, one that could rock her socks off… oh wait, she’s not wearing any.